A collection of funny (true) questions and answers asked in court.?

Q: What is your date of birth?


A: July fifteen.


Q: What year?


A: Every year.


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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?


A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?


A: Yes.


Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?


A: I forget.


Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?





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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?


A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.


Q: How long has he lived with you?


A: Forty-five years.


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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?


A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”


Q: And why did that upset you?


A: My name is Susan.


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Q: And where was the location of the accident?


A: Approximately milepost 499.


Q: And where is milepost 499?


A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.A collection of funny (true) questions and answers asked in court.?
dang! that hits the spot! i hadnt laughed that hard in ages!


good ones!A collection of funny (true) questions and answers asked in court.?
Lmao.


Niiicceee.
Lmaoo x =]
if these are all true then i'm seriously worried about lawyers


p.s. thanks for going to the trouble of typing this all out!
gud gud
LOL
lol the last one takes the cake, that guy is quick witted
Those are funny!!
not as funny as when I saw them first in 1985
.My that sure made me laugh , my sides are still aching .
cheers you have me crying with laughter!
geez those are really funny,lol!!!!!


write more of them!!!!!!!!!!
those are some good ones...funny
omg....that is so hilarious....sent this 2 my brother......hes still laughing...hes a law student....he says awesome!!1








A new client had just come in to see the lawyer.


';I’d like to know how much you charge?';, said the client.


';Sure';, said the lawyer, ';I charge $200 to answer three questions!';


';Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?';


';Yes it is, And what’s your third question?';
And we trust them to sort out our legal stuff......... help!!!!!!
niceeeeeeeee oneeee, some really funny ones there, half of which i didnt undastand, probably cos too young but thanks for the others :D